Monday 3 January 2011

5 Signs of an Internet Dreamer!

Amazing how people become super-hero's and super-villains via the Internet. Speak how they feel, whether in CAPS or SMH'ing all over the screen.

You can be anything you want. Portray yourself how you like. Change career's on your bio as much as you change your underwear. You can go from being a Model to a Rapper to a PR guru and then end it with a Fashion stylist.

The one's who I tend to have a cheeky laugh at are the one's that think they can say what they think but have nothing to back it up with. And especially when confronted in person they seem to have amnesia.

The 5 Signs of an Internet Dreamer....

1. Usually an ex-something that has become something new. i.e. 'I was a model but now I manage a corporate company that deals with toilet tissue's'

2. Is at every shindig. Places where you can only dream of being.

3. The 'Internet Dreamer' knows alot of people. Seems very popular. Knows the right and famous people.

4. Can usually blag its way through anything and every where.

5. The most important thing that an 'Internet Dreamer' will never reveal is its true self. They tend to hide the fact that they sign-on, live at home with mummy and 6 other siblings, the garments owned are usually stolen, borrowed or given for free.

These are the 5 Signs of an Internet Dreamer. Look carefully at who you are going to the next iLuvLive with. See how they manoeuvre the venue. Do they purchase their own drinks or is it bought for them?

The 'Internet Dreamer' is a softy. Their barks are far more painful then their bite. If they do bark, then simply elbow them on the fore-head (I personally do not condone violence).


Surround yourself with others that will better you as a person and in your chosen career. Remember, positivity is the key.

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